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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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