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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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