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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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