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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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