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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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