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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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