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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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