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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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