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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What do you call a son who agrees to set the table, and one that refuses?

The first is a setting son, and the second is an upsetting son.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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