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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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