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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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