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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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