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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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