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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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