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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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