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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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