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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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