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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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