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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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