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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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