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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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