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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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