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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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