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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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