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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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