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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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