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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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