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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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