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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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