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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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