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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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