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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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It escapes me.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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