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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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