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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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