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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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