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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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