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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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