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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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