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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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