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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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