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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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