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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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