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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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