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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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