Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

2088
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

2786
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

3293
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

1913
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

955
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

2938
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

553
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

1336
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

2606
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

2185
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

151
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

949