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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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