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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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