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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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