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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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