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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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