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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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