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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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