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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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