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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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