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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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