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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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