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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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