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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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