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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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