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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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