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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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