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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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