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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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