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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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