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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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