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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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