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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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