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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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