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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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