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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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