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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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