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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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