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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What happens when we realize something?

We see it with real eyes.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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