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How is a clean shirt similar to a full parking lot that is totally full?

They are both spotless.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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