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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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