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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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