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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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