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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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