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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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