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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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