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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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