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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is a father who lives outside of Israel called?

Chutz Pa

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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