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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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