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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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