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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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