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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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