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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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