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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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