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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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