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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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