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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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