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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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