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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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