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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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