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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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