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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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