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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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