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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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