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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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C to shining C

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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