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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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