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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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