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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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