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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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