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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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