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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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