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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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