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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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