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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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