Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

2342
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

3109
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

2950
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

1692
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

23
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

1727
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

1171
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

3225
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

408
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

1682
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

3020
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

3071