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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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