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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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