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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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