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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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