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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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