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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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