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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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