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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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