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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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