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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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