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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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