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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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