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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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