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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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