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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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