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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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