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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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