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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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It escapes me.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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