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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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