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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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