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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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