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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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