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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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