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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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