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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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