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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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