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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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