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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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