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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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