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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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