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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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