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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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