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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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