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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What do you call a person who closes a window because it's too drafty?

A draft dodger.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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