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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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