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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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