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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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