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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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