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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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