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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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