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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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