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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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