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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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