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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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