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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What is this?

C to shining C

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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