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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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