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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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