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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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