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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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