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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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