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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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