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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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