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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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