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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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