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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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