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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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