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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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