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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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