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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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