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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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