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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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