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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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