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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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