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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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