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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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