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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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