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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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