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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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